i know... i know
wars, tsunamis, hurricanes, earthquakes, famine, genocide, right-wing zealots,
mcdonald's, nuclear meltdowns, "w," body odor, clogged
drains, meteors, e.coli, bird flu, corporate scandal, oprah
and tom and katie's baby are more important
but, can i just talk about me for two seconds?
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a week in the life of ME:
"no!" "unfortunately not" "i don't think so" "yeah, tough luck" "it just isn't what we're looking for right now, but we'll keep your folder..." "that'll be $265.00 plus labor" "hi...this is the fraternal order of police" "i'd like it better if you just changed that one little..."
everyone can just kiss my fucking ass
thank you~
