where's my $600?

that's what i wanted to know standing in line at the bank the other morning...so, of course, i asked the teller outloud

the guy next to me said, 'i can tell you exactly when you're going to get your money...what are the last two digits of your social security number?'

'what are you, an accountant?,' i joked nervously -- 'yes, i am,' he replied -- i told him my digits, he said, 'may 10,'

now, at this point i'm a thinkin', 'how come the government is giving us this money, really?'

anywayzzz...if uncle sam has enough to give us non-money-having-people $600 WHOLE MORE DOLLARS U.S. then, at this point, again, i'm a 'thinkin we could probably get more, probably A LOT MORE --

i'm just really glad we're getting something for nothing! (cuz that happens every day!)

'member 3 years ago; we got like $300, right?

look, we got a raise~