"i wanted to change my name to adolf hitler but i got in trouble."
a 10-year-old kid told me that last night...he had a sandy blond mohawk and was lighting little paper smiley faces on fire--
"do you believe in what hitler believed?" i queried.
the hostess, who was standing next to me, reminded me that i was talking to a child.
"hey, i'm not the one who said i wanted to change my name to hitler~"
