instead of gathering funds to flee the shriveled streets of baltimore this hot, rainless summer, i charged $800 to purchase storyboard software.
what is a storyboard, you may ask. a storyboard is the way to put a written movie script into little pictures that outline the entire screenplay. this is so someone can visually see your idea of a film before it is even made. this particular software, which is pretty fantastic, is for people who can't draw. it's all cut-and-paste and color, if you dare!
if you're over 45, think coloform characters on your computer; THEY DON'T FUCKING BEND!!! (like vaginaless barbie and dickless ken).
but, i learned a whole new skill.
i say this, it's not what you do with your summer vaction, it's all where you go~
