
"hollywood trash"
Saturday, September 06, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
"niki and I at the underground railroad to candyland"
the master and his pabst...that's right--a cutty named j...you never know just where he might show up~
breakcreepfast
toys that kill and underground railroad to candyland -- here are members priming for battle! you must see...you just must~
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
my best friend
my best buddy, scooby doo, died yesterday: he was an 11-year-old american eskimo in fine health. he traveled shotgun with me when i made the drive from baltimore to los angeles this july; he was definitely the leader of our little traveling circus between the cat, myself and him. light and smiling, nobody could resist wanting to snuggle up to him. even with his early passing, these last years were his best -- he had two owners prior to me.
before i moved out west, i'd been going to eastern animal hospital (EAH) in baltimore, maryland, for 18 years because the people who run that hospital are some of the greatest people i know; right there on the edge of town...on the edge of east charm city--
none of us knew at the time of my trip to california that a cancerous tumor was growing inside of scooby's spleen and that it would burst this past sunday and that i would have to rush put him to the vet monday to have him put down before he suffered --
this spleen cancer is a horrible cancer; there's no way of knowing it's there until it' too late; it happens with no warning, and there is no cure or reasonable treatment--
however, many years earlier, prior to the discovery of scooby's killer tumor, EAH dr. estelle ward, phoned me with an interesting, yet circuitous question which sounded something like, 'how i would i like to take home a 2-year-old beautiful dog that's too be to cute to be euthanized.' the dog, sky, had been hit by a car and the owner didn't want to pay for the surgery; they wanted to put sky down.
after i agreed to take sky home, i subsequently change his name to scooby (which was controversial yet, as a purest, stricly based on the cartoon character, not those dumb ass movies)
so, on his day off, EAH owner dr. jonathan kaufmann, came in to the hospital to perform the $2500 leg reconstruction surgery on scooby for $0 and in so doing gave me the privilege of sharing my life with that sweet dog for the next nine years...you couldn't not love him
to everyone at eastern animal hospital; thank you for always treating him like a king.
and to jonathan and estelle, thanks for yesterday even so late into the night~
i love you scoob...(i hate cancer; you motherfucker!!)
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Monday, August 04, 2008
NEW USE FOR THE OL' DILDO...
Sunday, August 03, 2008
dillon and drew (and gino)
the hannah family from catonsville, maryland, are some of the most creatively inspired people i know -- i'd often joke that coming to their house to teach their youngest son dillon guitar was like entering a magical portal where imagination ruled...
above is a link to a crazy little video 11-year-old dillon and his friend drew made one day when they were bored -- just click on their names...
it took about 800 digital photos (and one day) to make the short and this was their first try! also, dillon's 18-year-old brother gino did the soundtrack; i believe that was a first try as well~
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
EARTHQUAKE!!
they say there hasn't been an earthquake round these here parts of california in nigh on 14 years--hmm...
well, at least i'm no longer a virgin~
Thursday, July 24, 2008
yea!
--for a little more freedom--
(of speech, that is...i thought they were both going down)
"FCC reaches deal to approve XM-Sirius merger" the wall street journal~
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
THE BOYS FROM CATONSVILLE

right now there are four teenage boys sleeping on the floor of my new home in los angeles...(and one of them really snores!) -- they strolled in last night at about 1 a.m. on this, the last leg of their cross-country drive from catonsville, maryland to santa barbara, california...
without eating, drinking or even peeing, these four old neighbors of mine hit the wooden floor of this 1907 cottage with an array of blankets and pillows and, bam, they were out...they're still out (and my cat keeps walking in between their splayed bodies)
i can't make a move without waking all of them; that's how small this place is...i'm trapped, trapped like a rat i tells ya, in my own house! WAKE UP!!~
Sunday, July 13, 2008
"HOLLYWOOD TRASH!"
that's what some weirdo guy screamed at me
from his car yesterday--
i haven't even been here a week!
(i kinda took it as a compliment~)
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
MOLLY'S WAITING AT THE ROXY FOR THE TUBS!

at this very moment molly and 400 other fans are waiting outside the roxy in l.a. for tonight's all-ages show of the foxboro hot tubs -- she's number 3 in line along with her very kind dad--and they've been in line since 8 p.m. last night...as the correspondent on the scene, she's readying her phone to send me photos from the front line~
here they are:

apparently one of these fine fans was on american idol
molly and her dad chris!!
UPDATES AS THEY HAPPEN....stay tuned~
KINGS OF BROKEN BOUNDARIES...THE FOXBORO HOT TUBS LIVE!!
TIME...LAPSE
(it's organic, baby)
(if it pisses anyone off...i'll take them right down! promise~)
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
LONG BEACH, CA...
cuttyj, esq. and me at babe's warehouse -- i believe this was taken with cutty's camera by shanty cheryl
rock on with your pabst cutty!
(this guy is like an olympic skier with a camera--he slaloms through musicians while they play their set without disturbing a thing or causing the band to miss a beat~)
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