fuck it--who really gives a shit anyway
for the record, my friend pat has told me i'm haven't
gone completely over the edge--
just on the very precipice
i'm going to paris to see green day in june--
not only am i going, but a wonderful human being
has granted me her frequent flier miles to
complete the trip
who does such a thing?
however, i'm pissed because i'm lactose & sulfite intolerant...
how the hell are you supposed to kick ass in paris without wine & cheese?
ah...sweet, sweet xanax~